818-PUMPKIN

Why commemorate Frank Zappa on a pumpkin? Well why not?


For those of you who need definitive answers may I direct you to the 818-PUMPKIN hotline, and recommend you play "Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin"

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